Halloween Prerogative

Okay everyone, I’m going to do the unthinkable, and give all of you guys a big heaping dose of reality!

College girls on Halloween dress like s**ts.

Notice that I said DRESS like s**ts, not that they are s**ts!

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From my experience of being in college, and from even at a younger age, witnessing it from the campus of my older sister’s college; I have come to the hard truth that college girls just love to dress up like s**ts on Halloween. Now, before all of you girls start writing comments, about how I don’t know anything or that I can’t judge everyone based on my experience; let me remind everyone that this site is mostly based around my opinion and this is my opinion.

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And like anyone else, I get my opinions from past experiences. Whenever I would visit a college during Halloween, my eyes would be attacked by more Sexy Kittens, Devious Devils, and Lustful Vampires then a gothic erotic novel. It even seemed like every year the hemlines to these outfits were getting shorter and shorter; to the point that girls were wearing bikini bottom underwear.

I would just like to say that another reason why I am allowed to write about girls dressing like s**ts on Halloween is because I am one of those girls, and I am proud of it too!

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I love dressing like a s**t on Halloween, because it is the only time of the year that I do, and I do not have to fear being judged. When every girl is dressed in as little amount of clothing as you are, then they are unable to judge you, without judging themselves.

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Last year I was a Devious Devil and I never felt more alive; I felt more empowered then I had in a long time. The best part was that on November 1st, the day after Halloween, I am able to slip back comfortably into my role as the proper young lady who enjoys writing and reading during her free time. And like many girls, I was never held “accountable” for the way I dressed the night before; try to remember the last time a girl was judged for a Halloween costume by her peers, you can’t.

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But in the end, it all comes down to the same question that I have been asked by parents, professors, pretty much every adult, since I started dressing sl**ty on Halloween; “Why do girls dress like that?”

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I would like to say that I have a concrete answer for this question, but honesty, I don’t. As cliché as this may sound, everyone has a different reason for why they dress the way they do, even college girls. I had a friend freshman year who dressed as a Hot Tinkerbelle because she was pledging for a sorority, whose official colors were green and silver, and she wanted to impress them. I had a friend, who was a junior, who dressed as a Sexy Lion because the guy she really liked was named Leo, which means lion.

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 And for my reason,

I dress like a complete and utter s**t on Halloween because it is the only time when I feel the most alive. If I could dress like a s**t everyday, without the fear of being seen as a s**ty person, I would do it in a heartbeat.

Sexuality is a woman’s greatest power and strongest shield.

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