Today it seems like releasing a perfume is a celebrity’s right of passage, but just because they may have perfected the art of gaining fans and making it big, doesn’t mean that they have any clue as to how to create the next Chanel 5. Beware your nose of what is to come
Towie’s “Love Addict”
Promised?: ‘This fragrance has a woody oriental accord opening with notes of lemon anise and raisin on a floral heart to keep the passion alive!’
What We Got: Smells like pickled eggs and ashtrays, that’s it.
Britney Spear’s “Midnight Fantasy”
Promised?: ‘The story of Fantasy Britney Spears unfolds with lush red lychee, golden quince and exotic kiwi.‘
What We Got: A flashback to our junior high locker rooms, where we would think we were the coolest kids in school because we had fruit scented perfume. This perfume is way to sweet tasting and should only be aloud on kids 10-
One Direction’s “Our Moment”
Promised?: ‘The sparkling, juicy and feminine fragrance is made up of splashes of fresh fruit and seasonal flowers infused with undertones of warm musk.’
What We Got: This perfume was kind of the opposite then the rest on this list, not in the actual type of scent, but the level. Though it first comes off as a very generic floral smell, the scent quickly disappears before you can even leave the house.
Katy Perry’s “Killer Queen”
Promised?: ‘A charmingly playful yet lethally gorgeous Floriental fragrance, opens with tempting dark berries and lush plum that blend into an opulent floral heart.’
What We Got: I must confess that I was rooting for this perfume. Sadly, I was disappointed in it’s over powering, almost chemically, scent that it let out. To be honest, it kind of reminded me of the febreeze in dorm bathroom.
Kim Kardashian’s “Pure Honey”
Promised?: ‘An alluring blend of raw wild honey and voluptuous florals, Pure Honey harnesses the legendary aphrodisiac power of honey to bring you Kim Kardashian’s most sensual fragrance yet.’
What We Got: Well, they were right about the whole being like Kim Kardashian part right, because like Kim, there’s no mystery behind the scent. The minute you spray it on you, your nose is assaulted by the scent of pure honey.
*Alert: No noses were harmed in the making of this blog*